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anoraxaudio:
tiniepika:
redmetalandgold:
bestnatesmithever:
yourboyscoob1:
finalellipsis:
awkward-elevator:
Do I look like a blogger with a plan?
How about a magic trick?[posts something]I’m gonna make this post disappear.[deletes post]
You wanna know how I got these scars?(tw: violence)
You’ve got a little fight in ya. I like that in a blog.
We all just gonna ignore the background?
I DIDNT NOTICE IT
THAT BACKGROUND
This post is just full of perfection.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/a204b74813936d17bfcae458817dd321/tumblr_mkaycoKKoy1rw9dz1o1_r1_500.gif)
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anoraxaudio:
tiniepika:
redmetalandgold:
bestnatesmithever:
yourboyscoob1:
finalellipsis:
awkward-elevator:
Do I look like a blogger with a plan?
How about a magic trick?[posts something]I’m gonna make this post disappear.[deletes post]
You wanna know how I got these scars?(tw: violence)
You’ve got a little fight in ya. I like that in a blog.
We all just gonna ignore the background?
I DIDNT NOTICE IT
THAT BACKGROUND
This post is just full of perfection.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/e959f58f95d3de6e2d19ad24cef4dffb/tumblr_mkaycoKKoy1rw9dz1o2_500.gif)
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anoraxaudio:
tiniepika:
redmetalandgold:
bestnatesmithever:
yourboyscoob1:
finalellipsis:
awkward-elevator:
Do I look like a blogger with a plan?
How about a magic trick?[posts something]I’m gonna make this post disappear.[deletes post]
You wanna know how I got these scars?(tw: violence)
You’ve got a little fight in ya. I like that in a blog.
We all just gonna ignore the background?
I DIDNT NOTICE IT
THAT BACKGROUND
This post is just full of perfection.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/494dfdc8c1b343a614d17bd66e9cc201/tumblr_mkaycoKKoy1rw9dz1o3_r1_500.gif)
Do I look like a blogger with a plan?
How about a magic trick?
[posts something]
I’m gonna make this post disappear.
[deletes post]You wanna know how I got these scars?
(tw: violence)You’ve got a little fight in ya. I like that in a blog.
We all just gonna ignore the background?
I DIDNT NOTICE IT
THAT BACKGROUND
This post is just full of perfection.
Tracks
spellcheck your privilege.
Billy!
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
describe me the way an author would in a book
(Source: amyandrorywilliams)
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1) Screenshot your desktop
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3) Screenshot your blog
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4) Screenshot your post count
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5) Screenshot your liked count
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6) Screenshot your followers
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7) Screenshot your dash
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8) Screenshot your favorite blog
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9) Screenshot your message count
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10) Screenshot your saved url's
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11) Screenshot [insert whatever]
Reblog if it’s okay to anonymously confess something to you.
(Source: nerdylittlesluttything)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: nomadichead)
I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I’d like to.
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
dew ihhtttt.!!!!
you’re all welcome to my ask box
Overflow my ask box anons!!!!
Of course u can
(Source: swaveylove19)
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
(Source: whiplasher13)